I was
talking to a friend the other day, and we were discussing how hard it becomes
to get a job commensurate with one's skills, experience and qualifications when
you are over 60.
I have been
trying for over 12 months now to get a job in Anti-Money Laundering compliance,
and I must have applied to well over 80+ jobs advertised by recruitment
consultants (how else do you get to know what's going on?), but without any
success at all. Most of them don't even bother to reply, and those that do tell
me that I am over-qualified, or too experienced. I have now learned that this
is shorthand for 'you are too fucking old', except of course they are not
supposed to say the 'O' word.
Anyway, I
was asking my friend who is a very experienced City character, whether I was
not presenting my cv properly, was I not making the most of my skills and
experience?
'On the
contrary' he said. 'You have a cv which would frighten any City recruiter to
death'.
I was very
surprised, indeed, and not a little shocked.
'You've done
things', he explained. 'When you were a detective, you arrested bad people and
put them in prison. When you were a regulator, you sought to keep the real
crooks out of the financial sector. You've worked with foreign investigative
agencies, you have studied with foreign regulators, you have advanced degrees
in financial crime management and interdiction, and you have written books on
the topic. You have edited journals, you have spoken at international
conferences, you're on Google and Yahoo, you know stuff!
I asked him
'But isn't that what all recruiters want, don't they keep insisting that the
applicant has to have all these skills and knowledge?'
He looked at
me with a kind of benign pity.
'Don't be
stupid, no City bank, financial institution or regulatory agency wants someone
like you in their compliance department. In a way those worthless recruiters
are telling you the truth, you've got real experience, you're a leader and you
know how to do things. And nobody wants that kind of experience in their office.
You attract attention, people are interested in what you do and what you know.
No bank wants a personality in their compliance division, because they don't
want to have any attention paid to them. They want bland, boring, ersatz,
vanilla, beige, but they don't want anyone who will actually want to do
anything. You don't have to do anything to be a successful compliance officer
in the vast majority of banks, just shuffle the paper, tick the boxes, don't
make waves, don't fuck up, and keep your head down below the horizon. Your
problem is that you don't know how to fly below the radar.'
After he had
gone, I thought about his words, and I quickly came to the belated realisation
that he was right, particularly about my personality. I started to review the
situation more generally and I quickly realised that the leitmotif for our
times is to be 'anonymous, grey, and unaccountable'. No-one wants to do
anything remotely unusual, no-one wants to take responsibility for their
actions, no-one wants to accept liability for their cock-ups. When was the last
time you saw a politician resign because his department had screwed up badly,
making him look foolish and not in control of his brief?
I started to
think about smaller issues. Our local Park User Group badly needs a new Chair,
I have done the job for too long, and it needs new blood and new ideas. The
role involves chairing 3-4 meetings a year and liaising with the local
authorities from time to time. It is not a time-consuming role, but can we find
someone who will accept the challenge? No way, the people are happy to use the
Park and its fantastic facilities, but no-one wants to step up and say 'I'll
take on this simple role'. They all claim they are too busy, that they have too
many demands on their time. I suspect that the real reason is that none of them
know how to manage a meeting, how to speak in public, how to control a simple
debate, and are too frightened to try, because they don't have the skills, and
don't want to learn.
It's the
same in business. Anyone who has ever worked for an American corporation knows
that the way to get along in the corporate sphere, is to agree with everything
the boss wants, and the boss, by definition, is the person above you. It is now
the same in the UK, both in business and the Civil Service, no-one wants to hear unusual ideas, no-one is
interested in innovation, initiative, or out-of-the-box thinking, and no-one
produces any, because they are all too frightened about what the person above
them in the food-chain might think. In the financial regulatory sphere, it's
not a good idea to do anything too dynamic about putting some bad guy out of
business, because you will almost certainly get into trouble.
That's why
our criminogenic banks get away with so much wrong-doing. They employ people
who won't challenge the status-quo. They employ them young, pay them a salary
well in excess of anything they could get elsewhere, and then, like the Devil when
he tempted Jesus, they show the young employee all the financial benefits and
bonuses he or she can realise, as long as they toe the line, don't rock the
boat, do as they are told and never do anything to attract publicity or bring
the bank to public notice.
When I was a
youngster at school, we were always being told to show initiative, to think for
ourselves, to demonstrate independence of thought and to be able to back it up
with reasoned evidence if challenged, which we were, all the time. I can
remember periods where someone would say something challenging, but then would
not be able to support the argument with reason and rationality and evidence.
He would be shot down in flames by both master and the rest of the class. It
taught you to be focused, and to get your facts right, and to use logic.
As a
probationer police constable, we were taught that the first job of the
policeman at any scene of public disturbance or anything out of the ordinary,
was to take control of the situation, and to be the person to whom the other
persons present looked to for a lead. We were expected to engage in exercises
where the instructors would play the bad-guy roles, and while we hapless
recruits were trying to instil order, the other instructors would be screaming
in our ears and faces, 'take control, officer, get a grip, assert your
authority.'
From this
background and training, I have found it easy to form my own point of view, to
rationalise my thoughts, to be comfortable in my beliefs, and to be willing to
step up and provide an opinion if asked for one. In my own writing, I have no
qualm in saying what I think and what I believe, and I don't give a damn what
anyone else thinks of my ideas or point of view, and I am only too delighted if
they want to take the chance to take me to task, and counter my arguments with
ideas of their own, because this is how a democracy works.
The fact is
that very few people do or are willing to do so, and that causes me huge
concern.
I think it
explains why there is such a dearth of new thinking in business generally,
because no-one is encouraged to think laterally, or to come up with ideas or
use their initiative. I think young people particularly are so frightened about
losing the job they have so painstakingly sought for, that they have decided it
is better to be a cipher, rather than bring yourself to notice. Some have
called the culture which encourages this lack of enterprise 'the tall poppy'
syndrome , meaning that any poppy which grows higher than any other is to be
chopped down, because no-one wants a tall poppy. They want them all the same
size, all the same shape, all the same colour. It is much easier to control
people when they all look, think and behave the same, individuals who stand out
above the rest are the problem. That is why kids at some Primary Schools are
not permitted to engage in competitive games, because someone might win, and
our modern society does not want to identify winners!
I think this
is very sad. I also think it is bad for business generally. I further think it
explains why so many bad things are taking place within our discredited banking
system, because no-one has the initiative or the willingness to put themselves
forward and say 'this is wrong' when they see wrong-doing or outright
criminality being proposed.
I used to
work for a major US company at a time when
things were not going well for them. At the end of one particular
quarter, one of the senior directors came round and offered inducements to all
the sales teams to write 'ghost' business, which management wouldn't chase too
obviously in the following quarter, but it would make the quarter's figures
look good, and keep the financial analysts off their case. I pointed out that
this was a criminal offence under both the Companies Act and the Theft Act, and
that I would not be instructing my team to adopt this practice.
Two months
later I was made redundant!
So, I guess
the message in financial compliance is, walk softly, don't make waves, push the
papers around, tick all the boxes, don't fuck up, and be a safe pair of hands,
and whatever you do, don't fly above the radar!
As Tom
Paxton once said, 'there is safety in obscurity'.
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